BTeam

Hi, I'm Booshka, and I work part-time at the studio. I'm Head of Motivation, Chief Happiness Officer and resident provider of therapeutic cuddles and kisses.

I hold a degree in Human Psychology from the prestigious University of Dogchester, along with an advanced certificate in Micro-Napping, a discipline I've spent years perfecting.

I'm an American Cocker Spaniel, a breed famous for our affectionate personalities, big soulful eyes, silky ears and irresistible charm. We're naturally sociable, intelligent, playful and extremely loyal. We also have a remarkable ability to sense human emotions, which makes me particularly well qualified for my role. I can detect stress, sadness or an unattended snack from across the room.

Like most American Cockers, I love being around people, thrive on attention and believe that every visitor is a potential new best friend. I'm also an excellent listener, although I occasionally fall asleep during consultations.

I'll be 14 years old in January 2027, which is quite an achievement for a gentleman of my breed. It's living proof that my daddy, Eli, knows a thing or two about fitness, good nutrition and looking after those you love.

I may be the oldest member of the team, but I remain young at heart, enthusiastic about life and firmly convinced that a little affection is just as important to wellbeing as a good workout.

My philosophy? Stay active, eat well, nap often and never underestimate the healing power of a wet nose and a wagging tail.

My consultations are complimentary. Payment in belly rubs is appreciated.

Hi, I'm Bindi, named after the little decorative dot sometimes worn on the forehead in India. Why anyone thought this was an appropriate name for a dog is beyond me, but I've learned to live with it. Not that I'll necessarily come when you call me. I'm independent, not deaf.

I'm an English Cocker Spaniel, which means I'm naturally energetic, curious, intelligent, affectionate and occasionally completely impossible to reason with. My breed was originally developed for hunting, so chasing anything that moves is practically written into my DNA. Balls, toys, shadows, my own tail — I'm not particularly discriminating.

I come to the studio most days, but unlike Booshka, I'm not really interested in working. I prefer to concentrate on my own fitness programme, which includes sprinting, jumping, sliding across floors, spontaneous acrobatics and occasional bouts of extreme excitement for absolutely no reason.

I'm only two years old, so I'm basically a teenager. I have boundless energy, questionable judgement and absolutely no interest in settling down. My current priorities are having fun, avoiding unwanted pregnancies and discovering how much mischief I can get away with before someone notices.

Like most English Cockers, I'm very affectionate when it suits me, highly sociable and blessed with a permanently wagging tail. I'm also rather clever, although I prefer to use my intelligence for personal entertainment rather than following instructions.

Booshka handles the therapy department. I'm more involved in cardio, chaos and keeping everyone on their toes.

My philosophy? Life is short. Run faster, jump higher, chase everything and worry about the consequences later.

Personal training sessions are available, but you'll have to catch me first.